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  • Entered Day 1
  • Evicted Day 65
  • 4 evictions faced
  • 4 noms received


Mark says his friends would describe him as a ‘lovely person that always looks gorgeous. I’m a good loyal friend until people cross me – then it’s another story’.

He is very focussed on his image, getting his hair professionally done four times a week and a spray tan once a week. He also has ‘HD’ eyebrows, which he describes as ‘proper massive and razor sharp’. He even claims to be ‘a bit psychic’, using tarot cards to decide what to wear.

Mark doesn’t like that he has a short temper and never backs down from an argument: ‘I often fly off the handle over the smallest things like if the wind blows my hair out of place’. However, he reckons his lack of a ‘filter’ is part of his ‘charm’: ‘I just say what I want when I want and never think before I speak.’

He finds it difficult dating: ‘my problem is that I’m beyond picky, no one is ever good enough for me’.

Mark believes he’ll be a ‘fabulous, fun housemate’ who will always make people laugh. He knows how to keep a ‘high energy’ and can’t wait to give people makeovers – ‘there’s going to be a Scouse brow day once a week where I’ll give all my fellow housemates a Scouse brow’. He claims he gets on with everyone apart from ‘dickheads’ and judgemental people.

He’s ridiculously competitive and hates to lose: ‘If I don’t win, I just sulk’. He’d hate any mental tasks and says ‘I’d be an epic fail if I had do an IQ test or any general knowledge quizzes’.



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  1. Jane Shepherd says:
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    @john again

    Please refer over to Chris postings.. need your urgent opinion on bogiegate. 😯

  2. Councillor Corbett says:
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    I foookin ate im. Eeee tinks ease fonnie an sweeeet. But ease so transsssparrreeent. A despratt wanabee.

    Chraaaaasstiffer!!!!! :down:

  3. John Kane says:
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    Exactly what I said would happen.

    The producers are sooooo clever (or at least they think they are).

    They knew Ashleigh would be voted immune which meant her potential vote for Ash (Helen’s lackey) would not be valid.

    The best way the producers could thing of to keep Ash in the house for another week.

    Just another play into the Helen Wood handbook.

    AND WE ALL LAP IT UP!!!

  4. its john again and again says:
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    @Jane Shepherd
    Bogeys can also be juicy and slimey

    mark commented how christopher is always leaving his bogeys beside the pool area and christopher said where else do i put them on saturdays bb – disgusting christopher what a knobber

  5. Jane Shepherd says:
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    @Its at John again and again

    Ok Ok enough of the nasal excretion conversation. Otherwise people will suspect an unhealthy obsession. To be honest I saw Steven picking far more than anyone else! :tongue:

  6. its… john says:
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    steven picked his nose yeah but christophers a sly one. we all need to clean our noses but there are hygenic civilised ways of doing this act – theres loadsa tissues in the house no excuse for nastiness like that :tongue:

  7. Jane Shepherd says:
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    @its …….john
    😯 First sensible comment for a long time !!
    And lol I will take that as a compliment despite the facetious undertones 😀 😀

  8. its… john says:
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    😀 @Jane Shepherd
    Aaaw jane your such a sweetie 😀

  9. argyll says:
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    why does Christopher not tell Mark to get to f**k, he is a nasty weasel.

  10. argyll says:
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    cant believe Mark going to Chris and saying you will be alright AND he nominated him .
    what a nerve.!!!!!!

  11. Liz says:
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    Why does mark think it was pav stirring? It was blatantly Helen. :down:

  12. todd says:
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    Mark is behaving more & more like a spoiled child & Christopher is treating him accordingly.
    I think Christopher is already over Mark & his finding his needy behaviour a bit tiresome.

  13. Sammy says:
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    This man is starting to scramble my brain with his OTT acting (and he is acting) of coming across as being stupid plus his high pitched tantrums.
    How anybody can stay in his presence for more than 5 mins is beyond me.
    He’s getting repetitive and boring.

  14. free says:
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    @Sammy
    He is trying to emmulate past BB winners and thinks he is going to win. He is two faced and I hate the way he speaks down to Christopher who I hope wins the show. Don’t like Mark at all now wasn’t a big fan of his anyway but the way he covered himself by speaking in the control room about how the power alliance picked Ash and he had no say in it and the way her ran to Helen’s side to say he fought for Ash (even though he said to Chris and Ashleigh if we put up Ash there will be an argument but I can handle them two). He is a backstabber, a liar and two faced. AND all the things you mentioned also 🙂

  15. jazz says:
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    All I know mark is being very mean to big chris its like he is bullying him and Christopher is just standing there and watching, :down: :doh:

  16. taff664 says:
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    Mark is nasty, publicity hungry peace of work, Controlling, vain and quite frankly boring!!!!! Get him out!

  17. sophie says:
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    Started bullying Pav just because he knows everyone will be on his side!! Why does everyone like him?? :down:

  18. big balls says:
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    i think mark is hilarious even when he is angry he is so funny

  19. Laaa de da de da says:
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    Below is about Chris NOT Christopher

    A lot of people seem to think Chris (not Christopher) is creepy……

    On big brothers big mouth=

    1) Gabrielle says Chris is creepy,

    2) Luisa Zissman said Chris is creepy,

    3) Joe Swash said ‘euw he makes me want to have a bath – something about him i dont like….. weird manorisms and creepiness.

    4)Vicki Michelle – Chris is professing to like Pav then stab him in the back.

    5)Sean (Ashleighs boyfriend) said Chris is over reacting and treating Pav badly

    6)Judi James said that Chris accuses to Pav he stares too much at ashleigh yet look at Chris who looks at Ashleigh a lot and engineering – trying to get Ashleigh to cry again by saying ‘oh you got a letter from your boyfriend’ standing waiting for a moment to get in and get a hug from Ashleigh then he homed in and hugged ashleigh and held on too long for comfort. Then Ashleighs body language was turning away like she didnt want the hug. Its extremely unfair after he has accused pav of being the one lurking around ashleigh and she doesnt want it – it doesnt look right. Hypocritical. When he was lying in bed and ashleigh took his hand and stroked it and said your hands are hot…. chris is besotted and he doesnt want anyone else getting near her. He wants her for himself.

    in the hierarchy of the house chris is a runt and he was getting picked on before suddenly the newbee housemates move in and chris’s rank is moved up by chris picking on pav so he moves up to a higher level

  20. Jane Shepherd says:
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    Mark does have a nasty side ( as do all of us)
    But I don’t like the way he manipulates Christopher just for convenience

    Even Emma pointed out that Mark is a 3 times reality tv contestant, was love island or something I cant remember I didn’t see it , then X Factor and now BB.
    So yes desperation speaks volumes no matter how much one tries to camp it up!

  21. argyll says:
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    nobody that has been on any reality or similar programmes should be permitted to apply for BB – IT IS VERY UNFAIR.

    I want to see shop workers, waitress , painter, school crossing person, labourer and people like that who would make it a series to watch because they would not be all tits and tan.!!!

    and need the prize money.

  22. Sammy says:
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    The truth hurts doesn’t it, the questions and answers task really put them to sword

  23. Jane Shepherd says:
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    @Argll @Sammy

    I totally totally agree with both of you, I wish there was some way that we could arrange for the fan/viewers i.e. some of us…….. to be part of the team that interview the potential contestants, so therefore its not just TV execs endomol or producers or ultimately the people that will make money from the show that decide on the entrants.

    Trouble is ( read the comments by USA on Helens page earlier today) – the producers have already mapped out where their ££££ $$$ are coming from,

    It seems we may as well give up and accept it more like TOWIE or MIC because its definitely Made in Elstree :doh:

  24. Tyra says:
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    I don’t care what anyone says about mark he’s absolutely adorable and funny … Love you mark supporting you all the way!! 😀 :heart:

  25. northernmonkey says:
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    @argyll Yes it should be everyday people like it used to be.

    It is more or less TOWIE now, shame really. Although I enjoyed last years show.




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